novellhall Chapter 766 Shameless Team of Two
Chapter 766 Shameless Team of Two
Chapter 766 Shameless Duo
"Hurry up, brother, let's go back to drink and eat meat!"
Meng Ba's super loud voice severely damaged Sui Guan and Ai Wa's artistic conception at this time. Immediately, the tall and brave body of the other party completely blocked the sky above their heads.
"What's wrong, brother and sister, why are you two lying here and staring at it in a daze? The Sea of Bitterness is not like your side, where you have confidence and the moon, and it's so dark that you don't see anything!"
Leaning closer, Meng Ba took a careful look at the Sui Pavilion, not knowing why my brother was so interested in looking up at the starry sky here at night.
"You don't need to look to know that you are a vulgar man, bro!"
Saying that, Sui Guan got up quickly, otherwise he didn't know when to see his brother's face!
"Siblings, siblings, I don't have that kind of relationship with Sui Guan, don't talk nonsense, it's insulting my great reputation!"
Eva patted her face, stood up and corrected Mengba's address just now.
Hearing this, Meng Ba didn't care at all, he patted Sui Guan on the shoulder and said:
"Hey, what the hell is this? You guys are still avoiding suspicion like this. The whole village had already started placing bets this morning when you two were not around. If I hadn't stepped in to stop them, there would probably be a lot of excitement outside your house tonight! "
"It's all a good thing you bastard did!"
As she spoke fiercely, Eva's fierce eyes wandered up and down beside Sui Guan, and the people watching were dripping with cold sweat.
Seeing this, Sui Guan wanted to cry but said without tears:
"I'm not enough to make trouble with you. Who knows that these villagers are so gossip, they actually take this matter seriously, I'm still embarrassed!"
At this time, Mengba on the side hurriedly reminded:
"Brother, this must be heard by other people, or you will miss your fruit!"? ? ? ?
Sui Guan looked at Mengba in a daze, not knowing where the other party's words came from.
Seeing this, Mengba smiled knowingly, and Lian Manjiang told the tragic experience of that unlucky strong man in the village today.
Hearing that someone paid a terrible price for this incident, Sui Guan and Ai Wa couldn't help but laugh.
Immediately, Sui Guan smiled awkwardly and said, "Damn, it's all my fault. It seems that I have to have a drink or two with him tonight, so as to make up for my fault!"
Hearing this, Eva glanced at Sui Guan, and said with deep meaning:
"This Dashu Village seems to be a treasure land of geomantic omen. I really hope that I can live here for a long time. After all, this is my ideal place. Women's rights advocate the country!"
Sui Guan can guess what kind of calculation Ewa has in mind, even with her toes.
Right now, this girl is probably imagining that she and she will live here for a long time in the future, and then use a subtle way to change her fraternity, so as to completely control herself!
I have to say, this is indeed a good plan!
But you don't go out to inquire, am I someone who is so easy to be deceived?
After thinking up to this point, Sui Guan took out a cigarette and lit it in a very chic manner, then said with a smile:
"Haha, I don't agree with your thoughts. Men should be majestic, arrogant outside, and high-spirited at home. If they have tracheitis, then they can still be called uncles and gentlemen. What's the use of a golden cudgel for a man who's been bullied by a woman, and who's still a stalker? It's better to be a shit-stirring stick!"
"Brother, what you said really speaks to my heart. Don't say it. In the future, if I want to please women, I must learn more from you. Don't look at you because you are ugly. The truth is one by one. Why are you so patient?"
After all, Mengba took out the cigarettes from Sui Guan's pocket very consciously, then unceremoniously took one and put it in his mouth, and finally swallowed a pack of cigarettes shamelessly. There was no sign of returning it.
Seeing this, Sui Guan glared angrily at Ba Hei, who looked like a robber, and said helplessly:
"Brother, are you praising me with what you said just now, or are you trying to hurt me in a different way? Among other things, your ability to praise and criticize is really not something that can be mastered by an individual. Should you give me back my pack of cigarettes?"
After all, Sui Guan's skills were about to grab the pack of cigarettes that Mengba pocketed.
His strength is naturally not taken seriously by a shameless person like Mengba. Facing the hand that was stretched out quickly, Mengba avoided it with a wrong step, and immediately laughed loudly:
"Haha, don't be so stingy, I'm your big brother, which one of us is with whom!"
"Fuck, I can see how embarrassing you are. You used to only think about poaching my corners, but now you are still thinking about grabbing my cigarettes. What's even more shameful is that you are still brazenly attacking me every time. Self-confidence, is this your way of being a brother?"
As soon as the words were finished, Sui Guan shot forward, bullying Meng Ba at Zaidu, facing this brother who was getting more and more presumptuous, he couldn't bear it anymore!
Seeing the conflict between Sui Guan and Mengba brothers, Eva clapped her hands happily from the sidelines, letting these two shameless people kill each other, she can sit on the sidelines and reap the benefits of the fisherman!
After robbing for a long time, Sui Guan didn't take the cigarette back from Meng Ba's hand, and couldn't help but dejectedly said:
"Brother, you're so awesome, I'm really convinced, that pack of cigarettes is my younger brother's filial piety to your old man. I just hope you can show mercy to me in the future!"
"It's necessary, brother, even if I'm not old, brotherhood will give you some respect for the sake of this cigarette, but it depends on whether you are on the road!"
Puffing out a smoke ring triumphantly, the face of the "good hunter" Mengba is already full of philistines at this moment, and there is still the honest and honest look before!
The two brothers, they are actually the people who talk about it!
Originally, Mengba was not that cheap, and I don't know if it's because he spent more time with Sui Guan, but this bad mouth is getting more and more popular, and Sui Guan is often angry with rage, but there is nothing he can do about it!
Sui Guan knows what kind of temper my brother is. Now that he has such a bad mouth, who knows what it means to be unreasonable and unforgiving!
He had no choice but to grit his teeth and admit it!
Self-inflicted evil, can't live!
Seeing that the two stopped killing each other, Aiwa also lost interest immediately, and started to play with the flowers and plants on the ground, repeating that the person who was sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight just now was different, and her complexion became faster than the sky!
"Hmph, I saw what you did just now. Bi pretended to be nothing to do with me. I'm the one who holds grudges the most!"
After saying that, Sui Guan glared at Ewa hatefully, his expression full of anger.
Hearing this, Meng Ba also couldn't help but chime in:
"It seems that my mother really didn't deceive me back then. The women outside the mountain are less panicked than the beasts in the hunting grounds. They advised me to run away immediately when I met them. It was because of you girl that my brother and I did it. There is a conflict!"
Ai Wa chose to ignore Sui Guan's words automatically, and she said too much if it wasn't enough for Brother Meng Ba, which made her very annoyed.
"I said, you silly man, why are you making such unreasonable troubles? It is obvious that you just robbed the cigarettes from the Sui Guan. This time, this time caused your brothers to be at odds. Why now I have become the target of your verbal criticism. I said you still Is it reasonable to talk about it, is it possible that I am a woman and think I am easy to bully?"
Mengba's level of nonsense is indeed extraordinary, and the same is true of Mengba. With just a few words, Aiwa's eyebrows are raised upright.
I don't know what this old man's mouth is assembled with, maybe it's an electric fan, it whistling endlessly when it's turned on, and it's still the kind that can blow people to death!
At this thought, Eva hummed heavily to express her dissatisfaction.
Mengba obviously won't spoil him, after all, he wants to become a cool man like Sui Guan who is not afraid of women!
So, the upright old brother treated Eva as if he had done it.
"Tch, you watched our brothers fight just now, instead of stopping it, you didn't say anything, and even fanned us from the sidelines, shouting that one to cheer up and some other wonderful things, such a vicious person, how do you behave like a woman?" Siblings?"
"What the hell, why are you my wife? Is there any law for his grandma? See how angry my brother is? I didn't say anything. Don't worry, brother. I promise to let you know when I go back tonight." Women who live and die know how powerful I am!"
At this time, Sui Guan also joined the scolding war, formed a shameless alliance with Meng Ba, and launched a fierce attack on Ai Wa!
(End of this chapter)