Chapter 102 Pretending to be in a Romantic Relationship
Chapter 102 Pretending to be in a Romantic Relationship
As if he hadn't said enough, Brother Ce went on to tell us about their trip to Xi'an and Luoyang, from the virtual Tang Dynasty to the real Tang Dynasty. Everyone in the group exclaimed that they had been fed enough dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection).
Suddenly, a busybody asked, "Brother Ce, do you still remember the military woman?"
CeT spoke directly via voice, his tone filled with a sense of letting go of the past and cherishing the present:
"Little Green is the white moonlight, unrestrained but not a cinnabar mole. In this life, many people will come and go, some leave, some stay, some are remembered, some are forgotten, but no matter what, they are all an indispensable part of who we are."
Just as Brother Ce was reminiscing, a startled scream suddenly came from the background: "You idiot, who are you calling the white moonlight and cinnabar mole?"
Brother Ce hurriedly tried to deny it: "Wife, I meant the horse! The horse!"
The scream turned into a roar: "What? You still have her phone number?!"
Immediately, CeT's voice disappeared from the group chat, leaving only the laughter and chatter of the others.
Although Ce T's story is unforgettable, all the excitement belongs to others; he himself only finds it noisy.
A group of young people who work like oxen and horses and play video games to pass the time after get off work started chattering away.
"Sigh, I feel like I'll never find true love."
"Forget it, I'll just have to make do on my own from now on. Just keep living."
"I feel more comfortable being alone and free."
When this topic comes up, people can't help but start to digress. In the past, life was relaxed and leisurely. Now, even though material conditions are getting better and better, the pace of life feels faster and faster. We open our eyes to go to work and close our eyes to sleep. We feel tired in no time, let alone have time to date.
Next, a group of people went along with the flow and started the authentication process in the group chat.
Seeing that the topic was getting increasingly off-topic and that there was a risk of the group being permanently banned due to violations of relevant regulations, Chen Sui quickly muted all members and then lifted the ban after a while, thus saving the group's future.
Sure enough, the group immediately quieted down, and even became a bit deserted. Chen Che, who hadn't had enough of surfing the group, complained, "Class monitor, what am I supposed to do if you just ban me like this?"
Chen Sui said helplessly, "Then what should we do? If we don't ban comments, the group will be gone."
"As the group owner, you should guide the conversation in a direction that everyone likes and that's something to talk about. That's the responsibility of you group owners and administrators," Chen Che said seriously.
Chen Sui thought about it and it seemed to make sense. Why not go to other groups and bring over some documents such as dungeon guides, sect tips, and gold-farming tricks?
Chen Sui carefully considered the long-term development plan for the QQ group and shared her thoughts with Chen Che, only to be met with the latter's merciless ridicule.
"Who wants to watch this kind of stuff?" Chen Che shook his head in disgust.
"Then what do you suggest?" Chen Sui pouted. He didn't agree with her idea, so she would let him come up with a solution himself.
"Isn't that simple?" Chen Che chuckled and continued, "You group owners and administrators just post pictures of your beautiful legs for everyone to admire."
"We're all just ordinary people, we like to see things that are ordinary. When we're tired from work, looking at legs can refresh us. This is the right way to build a QQ group full of positive energy, harmony and friendship."
"...?" Chen Sui fell silent.
After Chen Che left, the young man's voice disappeared from the microphone. Hua Luo, who had been silently listening to the two's conversation, spoke up:
"Master, is this your boyfriend?"
"...No." Chen Sui thought for a moment and said.
"Oh, really?" Hua Luo asked meaningfully, "So, do you like him?"
"I..." Chen Sui was speechless for a moment. Her apprentice brother's direct question left her a little at a loss.
My feelings for Chen Che aren't the kind of crush that makes my heart race and my heart flutter. It's more like a seamless collaboration, perfect understanding, where we don't even need to say anything, we already have a tacit agreement...
How should I put it? Like an old married couple?
Pshaw, pshaw, pshaw, how did we become an old married couple...?
Chen Sui thought for a moment, then gave a haughty snort and said to her apprentice Hua Luo, "Anyway, I will never tell him that I like him, not even if you beat me to death. I'll just see when he tells me he likes me."
Hua Luo immediately understood. It turned out that the two of them knew exactly what was going on, but they were both holding back from saying it directly. Were they playing a game where whoever confessed first would lose?
"However, Master, there's a saying that goes, 'It's easy for a man to pursue a woman through a window, but easy for a woman to pursue a man through a veil.' Even if we don't confess, we still have many ways to win her heart," Hua Luo said with a giggle in the microphone.
"Hmm? You're so smart, tell me, what's your idea?" Chen Sui asked curiously.
"Hehe, Master, look at my ID, I'm the genius Hua Luo!" Hua Luo's proud voice rang out in the microphone as she spoke.
"Listen to me, then you..."
"Wow." Hua Luo chattered away on the microphone, and Chen Sui's expression slowly changed from blank to surprised, and finally to one of sudden realization.
The next day after class, as the two walked one after the other towards the incubator, Chen Sui suddenly strode up to Chen Che and casually said:
"Hey, Chen Che."
"What's wrong, class monitor?" Chen Che responded.
"Lately, I've been getting a lot of people adding me on QQ and harassing me," Chen Sui casually recounted the "trouble" she had just made up.
"Oh, really? I told you to stop reading those BL (Boys' Love) nonsense, and look, now you've been targeted." Chen Che said calmly.
"Me! When did I read BL?" Chen Sui didn't expect Chen Che to suddenly say such a thing, as if her secret had been exposed, and hurriedly denied it.
"Weren't you reading it when I asked you to write the speech last time?" Chen Che glanced sideways at Chen Sui's face and saw that she was indeed blushing with embarrassment after being exposed.
"Didn't you say you didn't see it?!"
"Hmm, I didn't see it. What happened to the information I found in my browsing history?"
"..."
"Hey, that's not what I was talking about!" Chen Sui wanted to argue, but suddenly realized that arguing with him about this was pointless, so she quickly steered the conversation back on track.
"Recently, a lot of people have been inexplicably coming to me asking for romantic partners. I'm getting so annoyed. This can't go on forever, so I came up with a solution," Chen Sui said.
"What method?"
"Hmm...why don't you create an account and pretend to be my romantic partner?" Chen Sui blinked, a sly glint in her eyes, and said to Chen Che in a deliberately relaxed tone.
Chen Che immediately understood the hidden meaning behind her words. "Oh ho, she can come up with such a plan?"
Chen Che smiled and agreed without hesitation: "Sure."
A trap is only interesting if you fall into it.
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